Comments on: If You Ask Me… http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/ Just another WordPress weblog Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:00:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: elena http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-226 elena Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:08:31 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-226 shiksas welcome you to our world, but i still really want to set you up with that jewish chick we told you about. shiksas welcome you to our world, but i still really want to set you up with that jewish chick we told you about.

]]> By: Scott http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-225 Scott Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:08:58 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-225 Hi girl commentors - I'd like to address you all. Mitch is serious and I support him in his quest to go after the non-jewess themed girl of his dreams. That being said - plz forward all the names of the jewish hotties around the Baltimore region to me -scottelevy@gmail.com Thanks for your support in advance. Hi girl commentors – I’d like to address you all. Mitch is serious and I support him in his quest to go after the non-jewess themed girl of his dreams. That being said – plz forward all the names of the jewish hotties around the Baltimore region to me -scottelevy@gmail.com Thanks for your support in advance.

]]> By: Jen http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-224 Jen Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:08:07 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-224 have you been lifting weights? if not has the mere reference to your distasteful humor made you appear more muscular and dare I say, ripped? have you been lifting weights? if not has the mere reference to your distasteful humor made you appear more muscular and dare I say, ripped?

]]> By: Just Erin http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-223 Just Erin Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:51:57 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-223 Don't blame your lack of filter on your Judaism - Nothing that I know of - Judaism, overbearing mothers, nerdy father - can account for that. That is just simply you. Don’t blame your lack of filter on your Judaism – Nothing that I know of – Judaism, overbearing mothers, nerdy father – can account for that. That is just simply you.

]]> By: AJ http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-222 AJ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:25:46 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-222 oh, and, ilya, hes not marrying rachel so move on. oh, and, ilya, hes not marrying rachel so move on.

]]> By: AJ http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-221 AJ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:22:10 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-221 its true mitch, you are a loud pooper. but i still love you. its true mitch, you are a loud pooper. but i still love you.

]]> By: Rita http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-220 Rita Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:00:00 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-220 You are hilarious! I almost choked on my food... You are hilarious! I almost choked on my food…

]]> By: Meredith http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-219 Meredith Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:32:57 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-219 Hey Mitch! - Sipping scotch and talking markets will probably entertain you for oh, about 5 seconds, before you realize that you're uncomfortable holding your farts in and grandma-in-law shoots you dirty looks b/c you keep forgetting to use words like "shucks" and "making love" instead of those juicy expletives! I happen to know a nice Jewish girl who wants to live in Chevy Chase (or Rockville) and can burp on command... Hey Mitch! – Sipping scotch and talking markets will probably entertain you for oh, about 5 seconds, before you realize that you’re uncomfortable holding your farts in and grandma-in-law shoots you dirty looks b/c you keep forgetting to use words like “shucks” and “making love” instead of those juicy expletives!

I happen to know a nice Jewish girl who wants to live in Chevy Chase (or Rockville) and can burp on command…

]]> By: josheiserike.com - Josh’s Comics & Writings Online » Blog Archive » Mitch’s super-Jewy column http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-218 josheiserike.com - Josh’s Comics & Writings Online » Blog Archive » Mitch’s super-Jewy column Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:13:51 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-218 [...] some birthright israel Web site. Check it out here or read below. It’s funny. [...] [...] some birthright israel Web site. Check it out here or read below. It’s funny. [...]

]]> By: Ilya http://alefnext.com/whats-so-funny/if-you-ask-me/comment-page-1/#comment-217 Ilya Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:54:29 +0000 http://alefnext.com/?p=4649#comment-217 Hey, I dig your one-liners, will youtube you. Incidentally you protest way too much - when you marry Rachel, the joke will be on you. Hey, I dig your one-liners, will youtube you. Incidentally you protest way too much – when you marry Rachel, the joke will be on you.

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