By: yaakov

yaakov — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:20:45 +0000

A priest and a Rabbi sitting next to one another on a long flight. Bored, the priest turns to the Rabbi and asks: “So as a Rabbi, you keep Kosher?”.
“Yes” replies the Rabbi.
“You’ve never tried something against the rules, like maybe a BLT?” asks the priest.
“Yes, once, on a trip to Madrid” admits the Rabbi, “I ordered and ate a BLT”.
“Good, wasn’t it?” says the priest….
An hour passes and then the Rabbi asks the priest “So you are a Catholic priest, which means you are celibate?”
“Yes, I am ”
“But have you ever, maybe just once, broken the rules and been with a women?” inquires the Rabbi.
“Well, once, while away in Paris, I visited the red light district, and yes, I had sex with a woman”, admits the priest.
…a moment passes, then the Rabbi smiles and says, “A lot better than pork, isn’t it.”

By: Ruvym

Ruvym — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:20:14 +0000

I’m a huge Larry David fan and so whenever he complains extensively about the smallest of things because they annoy him, I tend to see this as an over-the-top expression of classic “Jewish” humor. But perhaps we’ll leave the whole “Jews like to complain” idea for another issue…

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